First and the only email from the czech republic

The following e-mail was written by Thomas, Cheryl and me after having spent about twelve hours in the Czech Republic. We sent it to some of our UWC fellows. Nobody except for Anna from Russia/Jamaica replied. Shame on the rest of you ;-)
Observant readers notice, that the e-mail lacks any kind of fluency. That's because everyone of us wrote a bit. The sarcastic parts are written by Thomas, the sweets of course by Cheryl and the bs in between... guess by who :-)

Dear all....

So, we have spent our first day in Czech Republic and have already
experienced the EXTREME eastern european culture...
We have created a book for quotes since the beginning of our journey and
here are some we would like to share with you, just in case you have not
having as much fun as we are right now.

On the plane....
Maria: I really like taking off and landing!!!
Thomas: Is it organsmic for you?
Maria: Yes...goo-gooo-gooo

Once we landed (orgasm included, at least for some ppl ;)), we received a
strange welcome. Two of Vera's friends came to the airport - they were
wearing flip flops, shorts, life jackets and summer hats and paddles! and
they pretended to be paddling all around...
Then it took us two hours to get to Vera's place.

Then we fooled around with lunch, then Cheryl and Vera slept like pigs while
Thomas participated in intellectual development (i.e. putting together a
puzzle). Although Thomas tried to wake them up by pouring water on their
faces, Cheryl just jerked a bit, and Vera was immobile.

We then proceeded to experience some of the 'culture shock' Vera's been
trying to convince Cheryl and Thomas about for a few months, but only
managed to meet a bunch of random Czech teenages, played a bit of tabletop
football thing, and drank some strong spirit disguised as a 'cultural
experience'. (It was supposedly called 'Slivovice'; I believe it's a mix of
vodka and gin.)

There was also something that was 'honey almond alcohol something or
rather', etc.

Somehow, all three of us made it back to Vera's place without killing any
dogs. Intoxication levels were at an all-time low.

This email is too long.

Have fun guys,
Cheryl, Vera & Thomas